Last night was busy as shit. Mostly because I'm lazy, I plan on listing a few highlights of the evening instead of putting things into story form:
-Guidos got into a fight. We threw them out.
-I got pushed from behind by a guy with spikey hair who thought the line to exit the bar didn't apply to him. I threw him out.
-Someone threw up all over the bathroom wall. I thought this was funny because I wasn't the one who had to clean it up.
-When the lights are on and the bar is empty and you've been told multiple times by a half dozen guys that we're closed and you have to leave, the incorrect response is to call us assholes. This particular drunk ass was extremely lucky I had a little patience left and walked out under his own drunken power.
-Barcode got stung by the cops.
This concludes my half-assed boring post. I'll see you all down here tonight drinking yourselves into a blackout.