Saturday, July 07, 2007

You're Gonna Burn

"I don't want this shot," said the first guy to the second. They had just gotten a round of goldschlagger.

"Here, give it to me. I'll Jesus Christ it for you."

Second guy downs the shot and then looks back at the first guy.

"See? I took your place on the cross for that one."

I stare, with my jaw only inches from the floor.

Somebody's going to hell.

2 Comments:

At 3:29 PM, Blogger hey bartender said...

hey-
I accidentally deleted your comment yesterday from my blog. It was like five in the morning, so you know how it is. Anyway, sorry about that.

 
At 6:03 AM, Blogger parker said...

this might be the funniest thing I've ever read.

 

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