You're Gonna Burn
"I don't want this shot," said the first guy to the second. They had just gotten a round of goldschlagger.
"Here, give it to me. I'll Jesus Christ it for you."
Second guy downs the shot and then looks back at the first guy.
"See? I took your place on the cross for that one."
I stare, with my jaw only inches from the floor.
Somebody's going to hell.
2 Comments:
hey-
I accidentally deleted your comment yesterday from my blog. It was like five in the morning, so you know how it is. Anyway, sorry about that.
this might be the funniest thing I've ever read.
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