You're Gonna Burn
"I don't want this shot," said the first guy to the second. They had just gotten a round of goldschlagger.
"Here, give it to me. I'll Jesus Christ it for you."
Second guy downs the shot and then looks back at the first guy.
"See? I took your place on the cross for that one."
I stare, with my jaw only inches from the floor.
Somebody's going to hell.