Lightweight

Guy carrying a girl at his side walking down the sidewalk past the door who could barely walk with a few of his friends walking ahead of them, the friends walking slowly so they both could keep up. Her eyes were half open with the infamous "drunken lazy eye" and a goofy grin on her face to top it all off. She was making a half-hearted attempt to put one foot in front of the other while he practically drug her along. Her shoes were missing.

"Hey guys!" he said to his friends. "Wanna see how to do the two-step? Look at her!" motioning to the girl he was carrying.

Classy.

I found her heels later that night in a parking space. I didn't save them.