Tonight I was called a cocksucker, and informed that a certain customer regularly fucks my mother.
While not disheartened, I was mildly insulted because I don't suck cock and was fairly certain that he hadn't fucked my mother. So the well-mannered customer was subsequently thrown out, although not physically as I hoped he would be.
In other, more important news, I plan to begin postings again very shortly since it's now 2008 and I said I would. Students are slowly trickling back into Athens and I expect this Saturday - and especially next weekend - to be busy, which means drunken stories of stupidity for your entertainment.
Stay tuned. I'm still here.